11
04
05

For the Techies

I’ve been using Gmail for a while now and I’m convinced it is by far the best online email service out there. Besides having superior usability, search features and storage space, there’s something else about it that really stuck out from the very first day: it behaves differently than most other websites. The way it works reminded me more of a desktop application – or a Flash website – than the websites I was used to.

It’s a lot more interactive than most websites, and its a lot faster too. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can experience the same sort of thing on Google Maps. There’s a lot more stuff to click on, things move around, you’ve got controls that are non-standard for websites (like the zoom slider, for example). As a web developer, I often wondered just how Gmail did it.

Today I found out. It’s technology called Ajax, which is short for Asynchronous JavaScript and XML. This relatively new idea, based on a combination of older technologies which have been in use for a long time, is enabling the creation of websites with a lot more interactivity and much better interfaces. I’m not going to get into the specifics of how it works, since you can read all about it yourself, but make no mistake: this is the web development technology of the future.

But where does this leave Flash? Flash is designed to accomplish pretty much the same thing as Ajax, namely websites that are more interactive, react quicker and have more interesting interfaces. Ajax does appear to have some initial advantages: it loads faster than Flash, it still displays information in standard HTML which allows search engines to easily index the content, and it doesn’t require downloading the Flash plugin (the only “extra” technology required is for Javascript to be enabled). Flash still appears to be better for really graphical, flashy websites, as the name indicates. But for someone like myself who values content over looks, and for the many businesses that do too, I wonder which technology will be the most appealing.

My apologies to my non-technical readers, which is probably most of you, for bombarding you with this sudden onslaught of geek-talk. You might have no idea what I’m talking about, but stay tuned: I have an idea for a web application that will demonstrate this technology and will probably be helpful to you too.

11
03
05

Hotel Monopole

A Review

The first sign of trouble was how hard it was to find. We were in Amsterdam, which was the right city. We were on Amstel, which was the right street. We were looking for number 60: Hotel Monopole. Finally, we spotted the tiny sign. Could that be the hotel? The exterior didn’t match what I was expecting.

We rolled our bulky suitcases across the cobblestone street to get a better look at the sign. The single door, which looked like the entrance to somebody’s apartment, had a small buzzer. I buzzed. “I have a reservation”, I explained. The door clicked open, revealing a steep and narrow set of stairs. We lurched upwards with our luggage. We had arrived at the Hotel Monopole.

I’d first found this underpriced gem in a travel book we took out from the library. I can’t remember what it said exactly, but I’m pretty sure the words “clean”, “comfortable” and “affordable” appeared in the short description. That’s what got Hotel Monopole on the short list of the hotels to look up on the Internet.

In hindsight, the fact that the word “demon” appears in their website address – http://www.monopole.demon.nl/ – should have given us a clue. But the website was beautiful. The pleasant photographs depicted an establishment of the highest comfort and quality.

Classy Hotel MonopoleClassy. Elegant. Refined. It’s the Hotel Monopole, according to them.

Because I had forgotten to write down the address of the hotel before arriving in Amsterdam, I had to call my aunt to ask her to look it up. She found their website easily. “Wow”, she remarked in her charming Dutch accent. “What a beautiful hotel! It must be very expensive. Why didn’t you stay in a hostel?”

“Nothing but the best for us”, I replied. My wife and I were both excited. After spending the previous few nights staying with our friends in Paris and then my cousin in Soest, a small Dutch town, Casie and I were looking forward to hotel accomodations. Especially when the rooms were as gorgeous as this:

Clean and Pleasant

Now, at last, we had arrived. We’d made it up the stairs and were checking in. The man behind the counter was friendly and professional while he recorded my credit card details. Our room key in hand, we staggered up yet another dangerous flight of stairs to our room:

Not Clean or PleasantNot clean. Not pleasant. The Hotel Monopole, complete with wall closeup.

From this point on we faced a series of increasingly unpleasant revelations. We didn’t have a queen-sized bed or even a double – we had two single beds that we had to push together, which caused me to smash my elbow into the wood that separated them as I foolishly leapt into bed later that night. We had clean towels for the bathroom, but there was no place to hang them, which forced us to leave them on the floor. Thankfully though, the water in the shower was hot and strong. Hot and strong enough to dislodge large chunks of mildew from the bottom of the ancient shower curtain which swirled in the 3 inches of water around my feet as I showered the next morning.

The bathroomNot clean. Not pleasant. The bathroom of the Hotel Monopole, with shower curtain closeup.

Of course, most of the problems with our room – and the hotel in general – were unknown to us when we first examined it. Not everything about our room was bad. We did have a nice view, for example, although all that really requires is a pane of glass that faces a certain direction. And in fact, we were about to find out that we were lucky to have the room we did.

Two friends of ours, Darren and Emma, were also staying in the Monopole. They are from Manchester and we had arranged to meet them that weekend. We’d agreed on the hotel after they saw the website. They had arrived the day before and after checking with the front desk, we found their room. It had its own little peculiarities, starting with the view.

Their large window looked out onto a singularly depressing scene: the asphalt rooftop of an adjacent building. Large ventilation pipes and fan boxes sprouted out everywhere. The entire rooftop was boxed in by brick walls so that, as Darren pointed out, if you jumped out of the window while fleeing fire, you’d have nowhere to go and would still burn to death. But that wasn’t the worst of it. They told us that they’d been up to 4 am the night before because of the pounding bass from a nightclub that sounded as if it was directly beneath their room.

“I cried me-self to sleep last night”, said Emma in her Manchester drawl. “Daz had to comfort me. I kept jerking awake in terror.”

They’d had trouble finding the hotel too, except in their case it was because there was a van parked in front when they came down the street. It wasn’t until it moved that they noticed the hotel. They were as surprised as us by what it was like. “You’ve really got to hand it to them,” said Darren, “this place looks absolutely nothing like the website. Maybe rooms that look so good on the site are actually where they live.”

That night the four of us resorted to the sleep-aid that never fails: large amounts of beer. When we returned to the hotel I paused in the hallway for a moment to listen to the pulsing bass coming from the rear of the building. It sounded pretty sweet: Boom Boom Boom ba-ba-Boom Boom Boom the bass rippled, growing softer as the dj got the crowd worked up: bow-badda-bow-badda-bow-badda-bow, then BA-BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM at full volume. I could faintly hear the clubbers screaming their approval.

“Sleep tight”, I said to our friends. “Screw you”, they replied. From our room the bass was barely audible as I lay under the lank duvet. Single bed or not, at least I was warm, probably because I was still fully clothed. There was no top sheet on my bed and I was determined to allow as little skin as possible to touch the blanket. I drifted off to sleep, filled with the grudging admiration I always feel when I’m expertly ripped off. This would be home for the next two days.

11
01
05

The True North

Still trying to get over the jet lag, but I’m back from Europe, with a changed perspective. My experiences there and the reading I’ve been doing have me more convinced then ever that what we need in this country is a uniquely Canadian approach. That the childish divisions between left and right, liberal and conservative, are incapable of explaining our situation or guiding our course. (Alevo: “What is ‘the left?’ Are they a team? A party? A rock band?”) And that the mythology of Western civilization is also powerless to guide us forward.

That mythology is on full display in Paris, to a degree I never imagined – in fact, I had never really realized just how powerful this mythology was to Europeans in previous centuries, or how pervasive it is over there. It involves two main elements: Christianity, symbolized mainly by angels and crosses, and military supremacy, symbolized mainly by horses and swords. These two themes are commonly combined in the sword-wielding angel, who appears in various forms in statues, paintings, and cathedrals.

angel and sword

The beauty of this mythology, and the throngs of tourists – myself included – oohing and aahing over it made it easy to forget that it’s dead. Dead painters, dead architects, dead sculptors, creating things funded by dead rulers. Based on beliefs that are also dead. The churches of Paris are filled with more tourists than believers. The great cathedrals of Notre Dame and Sacre Coeur each appeal for funds from the many tourists, each sell candles, each have tawdry vending machines selling medallions as they try to scrape up funds. The sword-wielding angel no longer protects the West, so the West no longer pays for her services.

Not every marvel in Paris is dead, of course. Their most impressive modern creation, and the one most worth imitating here, I think, is the public transportation system. This efficient system of trains and buses is simply incredible. But for visitors to the city, this modern marvel is just a way of getting to more dead stuff. We tourists are there to marvel at the past, not to be inspired by the Parisian present.

Perhaps because we can’t rely on the mythology of the past, we insist on creating new mythologies for the present. Left versus right, liberals versus conservatives: the constant battle between these ill-defined mythical forces eats up probably billions of words a day on thousands of blogs. It’s irritating, boring and pointless. Most of the time it doesn’t even make any sense. What is the connection, for example, between abortion and taxation? Why is it that when someone announces they are a left- or a right-winger, we automatically know where they stand on both of these issues? Instead of making up our own minds, we buy complete packages of beliefs and ideas. Does that easy way out really make sense?

Canada needs a different approach. An approach that recognizes the complexity and simplicity of our situation. Complexity in that we live in one of the world’s most unique societies. Simplicity in that we are still able to pose simple questions about it. Does it make sense to allow production of essential goods like steel and food to shift to other countries whose long-term cooperation or stability is not guaranteed? Should Canadians pay more for gas when hurricanes hit the gas production facilities of other countries, when we have the world’s second-largest proven reserves of oil?

Can we separate questions like these from ideologies – “free trade”, for example, or “globalization” – in order to come up with reasonable, common sense policies?

I think we can. In Canada we have a unique opportunity: a country where the Western experience and freedoms are combined with a variety of non-Western cultures, including those of our native peoples. A country flexible enough to allow experimentation, new ideas, new ways of being. We can show the way.

That attitude, although it might be bold, is not arrogant. The truth is that the way forward must be shown. The West is mired in confusion and stagnation. The European dream of integration is disintegrating. France is certainly not showing the way. The United States has its own well-publicized problems. Canada stands at a cross-roads: accept the ideas of others, or take the lead and forge a new society. Not Western or Eastern, instead, Northern.

The true North, strong and free. An example for the world!

10
26
05

The Vignerons of Bordeaux

I have little time to write this sitting here in a local library while mes amis drink beer impatiently in a local bar (I assume they have found one). Bordeaux is a remarkable place, famed for its wines and its great natural beauty. I’ll have more to say on that later. But there’s something interesting I’ve found in our travels here that I first read about in a book called Voltaire’s Bastards by John Ralston Saul as we flew to Paris.

I forgot to take the book with me when we left today, so I will have to paraphrase the part from memory:

Vignerons in Burgundy live close to an ideal life. They must be talented chemists, good businessmen, effective salesmen, accountants and farmers. Their work takes them indoors and out. Their small plots of land – about 30 hectares, or 60 acres – are enough to make them millions. Some years will be good and others disastrous, but the stock of aging wine in their cellars provides financial stability. But year after year, their children leave home and forgo the vineyard life in favour of becoming teachers, civil servants and corporate employees, even for the promise of less money. To be an employee is desired. To work for yourself is looked down upon.

Burgundy is one of the other famous wine-producing regions of France. As we have travelled to various chateaus to taste the local wines, I have talked to our hosts about what their children do or plan to do.

A couple nights ago, at the closest vineyard to where we are staying, we enjoyed a few hours in an ancient farmhouse. The distinctive look of the houses here, with their white walls and orange roof tiles, comes mostly from the stone they use to build here, which ranges from pure white to light tan. The room had a large open fireplace for warmth. Light came from a single bulb clumsily wired into an old oil lamp which hung from the ceiling. Our host’s purple-stained hands cut cheese for us as we tried the wines and talked to him and his wife.

They have two sons. One works for Airbus, engineering aviation instrumentation. The other son still lives at home. We met him, a quiet young man maybe 15 or 16 years old. His dream is to move to New York. Who knows whether this dream will come true, or if at some point he will realize that happiness might lie here in the vineyard of his parents.

French agriculture is a sore spot in France’s international relations. French farmers are heavily subsidized. I don’t know if these subsidies extend to wine-makers, whose product is in heavy demand across the world, although I did hear they pay no tax. But just like in Canada, France is being pressured to remove their subsidies and compete on a level playing field with other countries, including developing countries with significantly lower standards of living.

This means certain developed countries may end up relying on other countries for their food supply, because they cannot produce food as cheaply as these other countries. If food were bags of marbles or sports socks, this might not be a problem. But the idea of handing your food production – which all will agree is an extremely important part of life – to other countries seems dangerous.

The same goes for other industries such as steel. China can produce steel more cheaply than Canada. We are told this is a good thing and that our steel industries ought to be able to compete head-on, in spite of the fact we are fully aware Chinese workers do not have the same protections that ours do. But what happens if at some point we no longer have friendly relations with China? Or something happens to their steel industry? If Germany was the cheapest place to make steel in the 1930s, and the US allowed their steel industries to close as a result, what would Americans have made tanks and aircraft with in 1942?

Some industries are too important to give up. And some lifestyles are too rewarding for us to allow them to slip away. Those who produce our food, whether it is essential staples or fine wines, ought to know how appreciated they are. Working with soil is an honourable and rewarding profession. It doesn’t mean forgoing the pleasures of access to high technology and the latest trends either, as our hosts’ three computers, MP3 players and digital cameras showed.

There is more to life than moving to the big urban centers like Toronto, Rotterdam or Paris. The traditional way of life has as much or more a chance of providing happiness. Unfortunately, difficult financial situations because of agricultural policies that make no sense combined with the siren call of the elusive big money urban lifestyle means that fewer and fewer young people see things that way. We might want to consider what we could do to change that.

10
22
05

The First Four Days

We are travelling north to Amsterdam from Paris. It’s still dark outside at 7 am, which makes it hard to tell when we’re underground and when we aren’t. The train glides at 250 km/hr comfortably enough for mon cherie to shut her eyes briefly, until we’re interrupted by the mustachioed man who check our tickets. Occasionally another train travelling in the opposite direction whips by, a flash of gleaming windows that disappears in less than a quarter second.

It’s been four intoxicated, caffeine-fuelled, jet-lagged days since we arrived in Paris on an early Saturday morning. The drive in from the airport reminded me of home. The highway looks like the Gardiner Expressway coming into Toronto off the QEW. Amid the illuminated billboards and concrete overpasses the only clues that we are in Europe, besides the unshaven Corsican cab driver who continually snorts back great gulps of snot in between exclaiming the virtues of this “number one city”, are the circular speed limit signs: 110 km/hr. That, and the fact that Parisians appear to obey.

The first real sign that we’re here is as distinctive as it is hard to describe, when you first see it in real life: the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel Tower – le Tour d’Eiffel as its called here – looks different at different times. It’s changing moods reflect the diverse nature of this city, its inhabitants and their history.

In the early morning it is cool, calm and reserved, like the self-possessed Parisian who ignores my excusez-moi‘s as we struggle to find our way in this maze of a city. I’ve learned two things about navigation here. The first is that maps are useless, because even if you do manage to find where you are on a map after emerging like a sun-blinded gopher out of the subway, it’s impossible to determine direction and the street intersections and signage are impossibly confusing. The second is that Parisians have no clue where anything is either – or they simply don’t care to tell – so asking them is pointless too.

During the day, the view of the Eiffel Tower makes it no surprise that Parisians were first widely opposed to it when it was completed as the entrance arch for the Exposition Universelle in 1889: it’s enormous bulk is monolithic, imposing, impressive in an intimidating, gothic way. To me it looked like an armoured fist covered in spikes jutting into the sky, a defiant exclamation of French pre-eminence. Built to celebrate the French revolution when democracy triumphed over the monarchy, it’s jagged strength evokes imperialism as much as it does pride in the triumph of the people.

This conflict of human nature is everywhere in the architecture of Paris. In the shadow of the Eiffel’s iron fist, hundreds, perhaps even thousands of Parisians lounge, smoke and play with their children in the park of the Champs de Mars, a long green park unlike any public space I have seen in Canada. People congregate here, their children running free – one little fellow pissed by the side of the path, his pants around his ankles as people walked by – and no one seems to be in a hurry. The gray concrete expanse of dowtown Toronto with its street meat vendors, sidewalks covered in chewing gum, and the bulbous Skydome is a very poor comparison.

The architecture here is truly incredible and impossible to describe, so I won’t. Seeing these buildings, many of which are related to government, makes me wonder to what extent the buildings themselves have shaped French history. Anyone who governs here must be filled with a sense of almost righteous certainty just from showing up at work. With such grandeur everywhere, it must be difficult to imagine policies that aren’t grandiose.

At night the Eiffel shines, by turns a shining golden beacon, then sparkling and flashing with white strobelights. Because a company installed a new light display a couple of years ago that they own the intellectual property rights to, its against French copyright law to publish photos of it taken at night. I promise to break this absurd law as soon as I am able.

If this were a travel guide instead of an account of actual experiences, now would be the time to eloquently describe the Paris nightlife, which legendarily sparkles as bright as the midnight Eiffel. Instead, as I found out the hard way, the City of Light might always be shining, but on late Sunday nights in October, its dead as a burned out flourescent tube.

We’d been drinking at our friends and gracious hosts Liz and Mark’s apartment for a few hours Sunday night, but whether I was holding back or had just gotten too used to it at that point, I didn’t feel particularly drunk. I had earlier announced my intention to take some photographs of the Eiffel at night and I was determined to do so. In the back of my mind I also imagined finding a happening bar, having a few pints, meeting some Parisians and having a wild-and-crazy time with my newfound friends.

Instead, after wandering a ridiculous distance down brightly-lit but utterly deserted streets, getting terrible directions from an enthusiastically drunk middle-aged couple (some Parisians are friendly), negotiating with a disgruntled gas station attendant for overpriced beer and getting more (possibly intentionally) bad directions, I found myself in a small brasserie eating stale popcorn, sipping a pint of 1664 (try saying that in French) and talking to a guy named Claude.

More accurately, I was listening to a guy named Claude. Desperate for human contact, I had tried to strike up a conversation with the visibly intoxicated bearded older gentleman at the bar. He spoke no English. Worse, he was convinced I understood French, because in the beginning of our “conversation” I had picked up on a couple words and responded somewhat appropriately.

That was enough for Claude, who proceeded to jabber at me for the next 15 minutes, as I went from sipping my beer to gulping it. I left after vigorous handshaking and heartfelt au revoir‘s and bon soir‘s from poor Claude, who I had deduced was lonely because his wife had left him, or he had never married, or he wanted kids but couldn’t have them, or his kids were over his head, a gesture he kept making. He was over my head too.

Now Paris is behind us. We’re pulling into Brussels, with Amsterdam ahead of us. “Casie looks really good”, she writes in my notebook. She’s right, as she is about so many other things. Thank you for that, Casie.



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