A revolution in genital cleansing

I went to Hamilton’s It’s Your Festival in Gage Park on the weekend.

We were strolling down a grassy laneway between rows of tents set up to peddle various wares when a fluttering red banner caught my eye: The Revolution Starts Here.

The tent with this banner was deserted. But there were two toilets sitting out front.

I’m not accustomed to seeing toilets outside of washroom facilities at festivals, so I decided to take a closer look. There was a brochure taped to the top edge of the tent. I held it down so I could take a photo.

Here’s a closeup of the device, the NEW FB-3:

The brochure explains its features in detail:

The woman in the brightly-coloured tent next door was selling children’s toys. I started to realize why she looked so irritated.

[tags]humour[/tags]