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Ethics

I strolled into my backyard on Saturday, drink in hand, to see how the garden was doing after our week away.

Rosie, one of our neighbours’ children, was vigorously hammering away at something over the fence.

“Hi Rosie,” I said.

“Hi,” she replied, ringlets bouncing as she thumped away.

I continued to inspect the garden.

“We chopped a worm in half,” remarked Rosie.

“Really?”

“Do you want to see it?”

I walked over to side of the fence and peered over at the table she was working at. She pointed out the remains of the worm. Half of its gray, meaty length led to a large splat mark and chunks of glistening worm guts. The second half of the worm was missing.

“That wasn’t very nice for the worm,” I said.

“Yeah, but it was dead already,” she chirped. “So that’s okay.”

3 Responses to “Ethics”
  1. alevo:

    As a kid, I was told that a worm cleanly halved would grow two worms from it’s severed halves. Maybe Rosie was acting on similar information.

  2. Tim:

    Worms can in fact regenerate if cut in half… but it depends on the cut. Usually they die, being cut too near the head and choked off from their blood supply. However, if you only cut off the tail, it may grow back.

    Certainly you wouldn’t end up with two worms, though…

  3. alevo:

    I was duped.