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Get Rich Quick

Drop your lottery tickets.

Cancel your pay-per-click Google account.

Find the male of the chrysokalla and:

a man who has been kneaded together. The gold of the Ethiopian earth produces it from its drops. A certain species of ant brings the gold to the surface of the earth and enjoys it. Put him together with his wife of vapour, till the divine bitter water comes out. When it has thickened, or colored red with the juice of the golden vine of Egypt, then smear it over the leaflets of the light-bringing goddess and also of the red copper or of the red Venus and then thicken it until it coagulates into gold.

This simple recipe for creating gold is brought to you by Olympiodoros, Byzantine alchemist.

Alchemy. The lost art based on impossible-to-follow instructions with a promised reward appealing enough to entice many: turn lead into gold. Become rich. Resurrected in the modern era by the Internet marketer: fill out surveys. Become rich.

Buy my e-book. Become rich. Purchase my audio tapes. Become rich.

Sell bath products to your neighbours. Purchase your bath products from your other neighbour. Become rich. Also, win friends and influence people.

A Chymicall treatise of the Ancient and highly illuminated Philosopher, Devine and Physitian, Arnoldus de Nova Villa who lived 400 years agoe, never seene in print before, but now by a Lover of the Spagyrick art made publick for the use of Learners, printed in the year 1611.

has become

Discover The Amazing Winning Secret To Selling On The Internet! Many will try and most will fail. Why? Because to sell on the Internet you must have the one ingredient that most Internet Marketers are missing…A HUGE AUDIENCE!

A HUGE AUDIENCE. Today’s philosopher’s stone?

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3 Responses to “Get Rich Quick”
  1. alevo:

    I’m confused.